Total Medals Earned: 10 (From 3 different games.) Total Medal Score: 260 Points
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/125 points)
Kinghood suxx
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Medals Earned: 2/6 (110/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Please give me money. Please.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
